Category: Film

There Will Be Movies – Ep. 104: The Last Duel

Come and listen to two idiots locked in a life-long grudge talking about two idiots with a life-long grudge. Who’s to say which pair are less qualified to talk about the subject matter, really? At least there’s insane costuming and accent choices to lighten the tone!

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There Will Be Movies – Ep. 103: The Worst Person in the World

Players of ‘Stuff Matt Likes in Movies Bingo’ should have their cards at the ready as we head to Norway to experience some deep Millennial Malaise. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll hear about The Benjis.

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There Will Be Movies – Ep. 102: I’m Thinking of Ending Things

Make sure your seatbelts are on because it’s time for 40 minutes of uncomfortable car journeys, rapidly-changing hobbies, ice cream in the snow and of course a great deal of allegorical discourse. Never change, Charlie Kaufman.

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Ranking the Paul Thomas Anderson Films

PT Anderson is one of the last real United States studio-backed filmmakers left. When his films come out, it is still something of an event – an all-too tragically rare thing these days. When looking back at his career, you can pretty neatly divided into two distinct halves. Before Blood, he made a lot of notable films very well, but in retrospect, they do not overall stand out as much. From Blood on though, he really found his own distinct voice and visual style and has just been off to the races ever since. Continue reading Ranking the Paul Thomas Anderson Films

There Will Be Movies – Ep. 101: Tenet

We’re back baby! We simply couldn’t wait to start talking about the 2020s so decided to launch Volume 5.1 to cover 2020-2024, starting with Christopher Nolan’s brain-breaking Tenet.

Does Matt even understand the film? Does he realise he keeps saying palomino? Is Princess Diana super tall in The Crown??? Find out now!

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Ranking the Alien Films (& Television Seasons)

 

The best franchise in the history of film! All of the films are were once good and all feel completely different from each other. Keep making them, Ridley. The evil Disney corporation needs to go back to letting Ridley make them. Here is a ranking of the supporting performances in the series.

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Ranking the Ingmar Bergman Films

Films I Still Need to Watch: Face to Face, In the Presence of a Clown, Prison, Music in Darkness, It Rains on Our Love, Madame de Sade, This Can’t Happen Here, A Dream Play, The Image Makers, The Bacchae

Ingmar Bergman was one of the most consistently good directors in cinema history. For nearly sixty years, he cranked out good film after good film with a handful becoming iconic and very few being artistic failures. Diving into the Criterion box set was a long project but well worth it.

 

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Ranking the Sex and the City Seasons and Films

Sex and the City is one of the most important television shows ever. I had a mildly unusual experience watching the show. I watched most of the show when I was 13-15 years old, and I did not watch it week to week but sporadically on-demand and out of order. So, before re-watching the show in 2023, I had seen just about every single episode but really had no concept of when things happened. Besides the end. Boy, did I ever remember the end of this fucking show. This column will rank all movies and seasons of the Sex and the City world.

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